Life Short. The New Neighbor

Oh, the trials and tribulations of moving…

Moving raises interesting questions.
Who is my neighbor? Male? Female?
Should I ring the bell? Introduce myself?
Maybe get a haircut first?
Days pass. I go for my walk.
And …isn’t that my neighbor?
Handsome. Paul Newman blue eyes.  
He has a 24 year old daughter.
My daughter is 53.
My new neighbor? 
I’m old enough to be his mother.
Saved!